"It is so hard to leave—until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world."

John Green (Paper Towns)

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My only regret is having to be induced and not having that “omg my water broke” moment and having labor come natural.


Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

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  • me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on


Do you ever get into an argument with someone and find yourself unable to speak for a moment because you’re just so blown away by how utterly wrong and ignorant the other person is being and you can’t understand how anyone could actually believe the things they are saying

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